Wednesday, April 1, 2009

9xm Bheegi Billi's Songs and Jokes

College

Aaj ki raat hain, badi Bakwas,
Na main hon pankaj, lekin phir bhi udaas,
Mehenat se paya college mein admission,
Socha tha poore honge ambition,
1st day at college I thought I was a king,
tabhi aye seniors or kar di ragging,
bhare college mein udi khilli,
Jab sab ne gaya welcome Bhigi billy.



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On a date

Five star hotel aur Candle night ka romance,
Ball dance ke saath thodi Flirting ka chance,
Before I could say I love u,
Waiter bola sir I have the bill for u,
Jeb mein no money to kalti ho gayi honey,
Kitchen ke bartan saaf kiye tab freedom mili,
Now do I have to say that I am Bhigi Billy.

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Rock concert

Aakhon pe glaire, haath main guitar,
Aaj ek billi banega rock star,
Main tha stage pe with great attitude,
Ladkiyan chilla rahi thi I love u,
Peheley gaane main toota mere guitar kaa taar,
Mujhe ussi guitar se mara aur jootey padey hazar,
Mr. rock star ki aankhen hospital main kholi,
Doston ne likh diya ek gana mujh pe bhi,
U rock Bhigi billi.

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Crush on u

Jab bhi bajti chemistry class ki bell,
Main laga leta apne baalon main jell,
Miss ki aur Meri jum rahi thi chemistry,
I think hamare pyar ki ban rahi thi history,
But jaise hi physics ka period aaya,
Miss ne newton ka first law yaad dilaya,
what goes up must come down,
tab pata chala love is an abstract noun.

Fishing

Pond main fishing rod latkaye,
Bond bankar machly ki umeed lagaye,
Kabadi khel rahe they chuhe mere peth main,
Tabi atki ek machly mere net main,
Mere muh main aa raha tha paani,
Lekin dekha magarmach to yaad aa gayi naani,
Jaan bachi to lakhon paaye,
Bankar Bhigi billi ghar ko aaye.

Part time job

Ghar se nahi milti thi pocket money,
Ussi waja se ek nai kahani bani,
Socha karta hun part time job,
Aur ghar pe badh jaayega mera robaab,
Tabhi delivery boy ki milli Naukri,
Bhooke peth ek din traffic mein atack gaya,
Order ka pizza khaya aur ghar jaake sogaya,
Hamesha ke liye kaam se chhoti milli,
Akad hui dhili aur bana Bhigi billi.

Short circuit

Doston ko kiya dinner pe invite,
Unke aate hi chali gai ghar ki light,
Dost uda rahe they mera mazaak
aur kat rahi thi meri 2inch ki naak,
Hua frustrate aur kaha it’s to much
Tab diya switchbox mein ek zor ka punch,
Current laga bangaya main shahi kabab,
Sabne taliya bajayin aur kahan,
Bhigi billi apka nahi hain jawab.

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Paaltu kutta

Jab bhi guzarta main apne mohalley se,
Kaatne daudtey gali ke kuttey mujhe,
Paliya bulldog jo dikhta tha bada hi khunkar,
Ab nahi thi kisi ki zurrat jo karta mujhe waar,
Na jaane kisne mere kuttey ki complain karadali
Aur usse pakad ke legai municipality ki gaadi,
Apne bed ke neech betha hon dobbake,
Muh mein dabaye ungali,
Panga liya galli kotton se aur bana,
Bhigi billi.


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Bhai Giri

Summer vacation aur boring teacher se chhoti milli,
Sulemani kida jaga socha kyun na sikhe bhai giri,
Shaam hotey hi saare bhai pohonchtey anpe addey,
Baat baat pe nikal jaate hockey, stump, bat aur kattey,
Ek din dusri galli ke chokron se hogaya locha,
Mere funtar bhage aur mujhe ekela dabocha,
Aisi ki dhulai ke shakal hogai nili,
Nikal gai saari bhai giri bana Bhigi billi.

The Bath

Nahi kiya tha maine teen mahino se bath,
Mere bandan se aa rahi thi sadi hui baans,
Net surf kiya aur dekha kesa hota hain paani,
Aisa laga bina nahaye hi nikla jayegi meri jawani,
Tabhi dikha my tub is full of water,
Mere dil ne diya jump ka order,
Haadi toti, spana dekhne ki saza mujhko milli,
No water in town lekin fir bhi main Bhigi billi.

Love with pastries

Cake ki shop pe khai pastries aur kiya fun,
Lekin itna khaake bhi nahi bhara mera mann,
Churaya maine pastries ka pura box,
Aur bhaga wahan se banker chalak fox,
Shopkeeper bhi bhaga mere peeche in a swift,
Usko dekhtey hi main gussa in the lift,
Ghostey hi lift band hogai,
Aur meri poonch derwaze main atak gai,
Un pastries ne chadai meri poonch ki balli,
Suji hui poonch pakad ke roya bana bhigi billi.

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On The Cruz

Cruz pe party aur mujhe bhi mila invitation,
Mere saath sirf ladkiyan kya mast tha combination,
Wahin mili ek sexy ladki jiska naam tha Angelino,
Boli kheltey hain blackjack chaltey hain casino,
Haara har game kum hua paison ka stock,
Tab pata chala Angelino thi ek cheater cock,
Mere cards bata rahi thi samne bethey partner ko,
Karna tha show aur bus kapde hi bache they lagane ko,
Kapde bhi mere utaar ke usne izzad meri lutti,
Saare cruz pe hua famous ek gambler bhigi billi.

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The Jacket

Gaya tha dhobi ghaat mujhe dikha ek packet,
Jiss mein pada tha sexy American jacket,
Uthale isko dhekta kya hain abbey o silly,
Koi aur nahi, bol rahi thi mere under ki billy,
Pehenke jacket jesi hi pohoncha railway station,
Sniper dog liye aya inspector bola karna hain inspection,
Ussi Chor kaa churaya maine tha jacket,
Jisne kiya tha bank robbery ka racket,
Bewakufi se hawalat ki hawa khane ko milli,
Main nahi hon chor judge sahab main to hon ek bhigi billi.

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The Hacker

Gaya main cyber apne doston ko lekar,
Kaha unhone, chalo yaar kyun na banjayein hackers,
Password kartey hack, ladkiyon ki letey personal details,
Blackmail kartey unko sunaker unki koi hidden tails,
Fasaya ek smart ladki ne aur kiya mera add net pe upload,
Ab ho rahi thi saare ladkiyan mere ghar pe download,
Parents ko pata chala ki main hon ek hacker,
Itna mara ki bhigi billi ban ghumara tha like bagger.

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Test drive

College ke pass khoola ek sports car ka showroom,
Machal jata dil jab sunai deti unki firing vroom-vroom,
Pohoch gaya lene ek test drive ka round,
Friends where cheering me standing around,
They blinked aur meri car thi at the top,
Tabhi aagye wale signal pe waldarne kiya stop,
Bola u have crossed speed limit ki line,
ab bharna padega tumhe hazar rupiye ka fine,
Manaya hawaldar ko to peeche se car hogai thi tow,
Friend’s hastey hua boley come-on bhigi billi itna mat ro.

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5 comments:

  1. Ghar se nahi milti thi pocket money,
    Ussi waja se ek nai kahani bani,
    Socha karta hun part time job,
    Aur ghar pe badh jaayega mera robaab,
    Tabhi delivery boy ki milli Naukri,
    Bhooke peth ek din traffic mein atack gaya,
    Order ka pizza khaya aur ghar jaake sogaya,
    Hamesha ke liye kaam se chhoti milli,
    Akad hui dhili aur bana Bhigi billi.

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  2. Teacher:What is difference between Orange and Apple Crack:The color of Orange is Orange and the Color of Apple is not apple..

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  3. TCHER:Lst year u were in luv with tht grl N ths year u r in luv wit other 1. Wht do u thnk of urslf? Student:SYLLABUS has been changed

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  4. Roz ki Tarah main nikla ghar se !! On Full ATTITUDE
    Ghumte hue Paucha Main Bus Station.
    Thodi Der main ek Beautiful Ladki ayee'
    I gave her a Broad SmilE !!
    Fir kya tha Chote !!
    Badi tough Situation ayee....
    Ladki ke bhaiyon ne ki khoob Pitai
    Public ne bhi khoob Khilli Udai !!
    Ban gaya main Bheegi Billi ....

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  5. Dat was specially for you Bheegi billi !!

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